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Fun Stuff-Boredom Busters!
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Today's Spotlight Shines On:
CHRISTIAN PICK UP LINES
perfect way to get that valentine
1) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
2) hey, need a ride to church?
3) I'd pick you over Satan any day
4) God was showing off when he made you.
5) i'm pretty flexible. i don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
6) i would like to pray with you
7) you know Jesus, me too
8) no, i'm not coveting, i intend to make you mine
9) how about a hug, sister?
10) do you need help carrying your Bible? it looks heavy.
11) christians don't shake hands, christians gotta hug
12) are you cold? Eccleseasties 4:11
13) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
14) what are your plans for tonight? feel like a Bible study?
15) the Word says "give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
16) you don't have an accountability partner? me neither.
17) you want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
18) is it a sin that you stole my heart?
19) would you happen to know a christian woman that i could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
20) nice braclet. what would Jesus date? i mean "do"
21) do you believe in divine appointment?
22) have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
23) excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
24) my friend told me to come and meet you, He said that you are a really nice person. i think you know Him. Jesus, yeah thats His name.
25) what? friends listen to amazing grace in the dark.
26) yeah i predicted david over goliath.
27) you know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
28) what do you think paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b nkjv)
29) you have the body of amy grant and the soul of mother teresa. (do not get this confused!)
30) nice Bible
31) before tonight, i never believed in predestination.
32) do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?
33) i practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent
34) God told me to come talk to you
35) how do you feel about "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?
36) i think we should celebrate with a "love offering" tonight
37) when i saw you, i knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad"
38) i didn't know angels flew this low.
39) excuse me, but can i drinkith from your cupith?
40) i think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, i believe that may be you this time.
41) if eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
42) that halo matches perfect with your eyes.
43) i must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
44) you put the "cute" back in persecution!
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